2,000,000,000…the age of the oldest rocks exposed to us as we floated through time.
5,000,000…the number of visitors that seek out The Grand Canyon each year.
25,000…the number of people that run the Colorado River through the canyon each year. That is one-half of one percent of the 5 mil. that come to visit. Most of these people ride with a commercial outfitter. Fewer still row their own rafts.
226…the number of river miles we covered on our trip.
75…the approximate number of significant rapids needing focus and attention while running them.
10…the top of the rating scale for the difficulty of the rapids…the most difficult, Lava Falls, rated a 9.
1…the number of rapids that have held my attention since waiting almost 15 years for the river permit…Lava Falls.
Countless…the number of times I thought I may have peed myself or worse while scouting and running the more significant rapids.
Our first conversation with Janet, after receiving the river permit last year that allowed this adventure to take place, included words like Woo-Hoo! and Awesome!…but she also implied how important it was to select a team of individuals for such a trip that can gel and create the least amount of drama on the river. When dealing with potentially stressful situations and using the groover (potty), not necessarily the same kind of stress, the dynamics of personalities can make or break such a close quarters trip like this. Fortunately, the 16 personalities on our trip balanced out and made for a very fun and cohesive 17 day adventure of a lifetime.
Back row (left to right) Sandy, Janet S., Paul, Warren, Jim, Travis, Jude, Greg, Kenny Front row (left to right) Nancy, Judy, Kathy, Janet J., Pelle Laying down (left to right) Gus and Wallie |
Each day around 6:00 am, we were greeted to a new day by Sandy singing, “Wake up, Jacob,” an old western cowboy song. And each day she replaced Jacob with one or more of our names and that was our wakeup call to get us moving toward another day in paradise.
Breakfast was around 7 and with any luck at all we were packed, loaded, and on the river by 9-ish…usually closer to the “ish” than the 9. Before leaving shore, we circled up to establish ourselves on the same page for the day. What major rapids were in store, side hikes and points of interest along the river, and then Jim (and later others) would award acknowledgments to those who demonstrated acts from bravery and courage (Sandy’s crusade through a rapid with only one oar (after the other oar popped out and bobbed like a cork in the water) to somewhat less serious, yet just as important acts of foolishness. Lunch would be had on a convenient sandy beach at the appropriate time, followed by locating our next campsite in the late afternoon.
Lunch at Phantom Ranch. The bridge in the background is for the mules that bring people, supplies, and the mail. |
Interspersed among the land excursions were miles of water. Some flowing right along, some with pee inspiring rapids, and river miles that seemed for every paddle/oar stroke made, the wind blew you upstream a stroke and a half. But mostly, gravity did its job and pulled us downstream through miles of incredible post card views of towering rock walls and action packed rapids.
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Captain Jim and First Mate Kathy lead the way with a kayak escort. |
Once hitting the shore at the end of the day, the group would disband into predetermined small teams to carry out the important functions of camp life. The cooks would establish where the kitchen would take shape while team groover (port-a-potty) went about selecting just the right sight to relax, comfort, and yet inspire appropriate bodily functions stored up from the days events. Needless to say, much pride was taken in the search for the perfect groover location. With campsites not all created equal, some groover sites required more humility and less inhibition than others. Overall, each groover team was very successful…cheers to the groover and what it inspired!
Janet J. displays the kitchen set up. |
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Mystery boater finds relief at the end of the day while reading up on Black Holes from a National Geographic, located in the zip-loc groover library. |
Scorpion-0 People-1 |
No, not a UFO...just cooks finishing up another scrumptious meal by headlight. |
Bedtime followed shortly thereafter, usually around 9:30, at which time the show began in earnest. Most of us slept without a tent beneath the night sky, with the stars above putting on a nightly show that made me feel slightly more than insignificant. We saw shooting stars, satellites orbiting the Earth, and the daily changing of the phases of the moon. Think about a constellation you might know in the night sky where you live…now imagine dozens of other stars showing up within that same constellation you’d never seen…that’s what darkness will get you…more light!
Now repeat that routine 16 times.
Campsite on the rocks! You don't want to roll much in your sleep. |
Tentless, for star gazing opportunities. Tent poles in place in case it rains... I can throw on the fly. |
More people are injured on shore than while on the river, but the water is only half the experience of the canyon. Many of the day hikes took us to remnants of past Indian life in the canyon, while others took us to unique slot canyons or an oasis in the desert. Since we were on the water, each hike took you UP! Some a little, some a lot. Each destination different from the last. I was left with the feeling of, “How could that be here?” after each adventure off the river.
What's this hole in the side of the canyon?... |
Redwall Cavern...Google it...kinda cool. |
From the back of Redwall Cavern looking out. Orchestras have been rafted in to play concerts here. |
The Little Colorado River (on left) joins the Colorado River (on right). Where the brown, siltish water of the LCR joins the green color of the CR. |
Havasu Canyon and its blue waters. |
Not Photoshopped! |
Janet S. and I sitting below some granaries (the little windows above us), high up on the canyon walls. |
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Gus strikes his Greek godliness pose before plummeting to the water below at Elves Chasm. |
From the trail to Deer Creek, looking down at out boats. |
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The slot canyon that holds Deer Creek. |
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The oasis at the end of the slot canyon. I heard there was some skinny dipping taking place at one point in the area? |
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Look what a little water can grow in the desert! |
Initially it was the water that drew me in to this adventure. The whitewater in western North Carolina was challenging, exciting, and set the groundwork for wanting to attempt Big Water. Most people don’t think about the fact that most of the Colorado River, through the Grand Canyon, is flat water moving slowing toward the next geologic drop that creates a few seconds of excitement. Those rapids are what most people come for. Names like Zoroaster, Devil’s Slide, House Rock, Upset, and Willie’s Necktie Rapid don’t necessarily conjure up goosebumps or butterflies in my tummy, but when in the thick of it and the waves are tossing 2500 pounds of raft around like a rag doll, it gets your attention! I’ve given moving water my utmost respect since learning to paddle it. It can shoot a raft almost vertically into the sky and grab it out of the current and send it to shore without even asking politely. It’s exhilarating, scary, fun, and debilitating all at the same time, but when you work with it, it’s awesome.
Hygiene
So when you crap in a can and pee in a river, is there any room for hygiene? Oh yeah! I got to love each person on this trip. Not because I saw them naked I heard they were bathing on the beach or they shared a little beer, wine or alcohol with me (although it may have influenced me a little), but because we were all there for the same reason and enjoyed a very special place together as we got to know one another in a way that may not have happened outside those canyon walls. It is a relatively small club of people that get to share the experience we did and that added to the specialness of this adventure for me.
I learned more about the pieces of my puzzle during the time away from home on this adventure. From driving alone the 1100 miles from home to Flagstaff, to the last few minutes with the oars of my raft in my hands. I had almost 3 weeks of non-stop think time. I was prepared to experience spiritual growth an an exponential rate, visit with Miki and learn of her new adventures, and add my spin to the meaning of life. All of which took place, but not on the scale of which I had imagined it could.
Me entering Lava Falls... |
Me peeing my pants. |
Me pooping my pants. |
Me peeing and pooping my pants simultaneously! Multitasking! |
The "monkey" is almost off! |
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"Moving on!" |